Tuesday, January 24, 2012

We Don't Need No Stinkin' Pedals

My bike now has a front that sort of looks like one of those fake noses people buy to rob stores...




...and a seat...




...and the pedals are next, but I'm wondering why this bike needs pedals. It's a futuristic bike, shouldn't it run on solar power or particle energy or blood sacrifices or something? Or even better, MIND POWER. You make a mental connection with your bike and tell it how fast to go and when to turn.


Anyway, that's...yeah. There's my bank robber nose front and my cushy seat that looks like it has a belt attached to it.

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