I Need More Creative Titles

Almost done with the modeling part of this tutorial. I've got doors, transparent windows, and some steps:

Lots of extruding and inserting edge loops. So many edge loops. If I don't know how to insert edge loops by now, I should just change my major.

I'm coming up on UV mapping now, which to Tutorial Guy looks like this:

And to me looks like this:

Which may lead to this:

And I'm sure it would make my teacher happy for me to set fire to one of his Mac computers (he's more of a PC guy), but it would probably not make the school too happy. In fact I probably shouldn't even be insinuating that this might happen. They'll be after me now. Should probably leave the country. YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME, YOU UNDERSTAND? I'M OUT OF HERE.

But let's not get ahead of ourselves, I need to finish modeling first.